Category: Goofing around
How to act like a human (for dogs)
One- stand up: Humans have two legs. Don’t walk around on all fours Two- wear clothes: “Put some clothes on, no one wants to see that thing!” is what humans say to naked humans. REMEMBER: No shirt, no shoes, no service. Three- buddy up: smaller dogs- stand on top of each other and wear a […]
Two creative exercises done while walking ONE: weird characters I came up with this week that I have no intention in using for anything but would like to keep record of. 1. A three year old girl who wants to be an old woman. she dresses up in a cotton shawl and a cane with an […]
I’m really loving playing around with ink and washes, despite my previous adherence to technical pens only. My apologies to my friend Danielle, who has been trying to get me on the ink and brush bandwagon for years. The book I’m reading is Milk and Cookies: a Frank Asch Bear Story, by Frank Asch. It […]
Some more fixed horoscopes
Free Will Astrology sometimes has great words to play with. A lot of the time thy also have words I do not find useful. Here is what I did the last month and a half with the words I liked, from the column in the Austin Chronicle. from Free Will Astrology, week of Oct 31st […]
I fixed the horoscops
(From Rob Brezsney’s “Free Will Astrology: for Oct 17-23” Page 110 of the Austin Chronicle) Scorpio: Late summer apple tree. A branch. Later, this gravity. Fast the space of him, his omens would be comparable. Sagittarius: Most birds don’t sing. Somewhere that isn’t this mottled tune, this creature deserves you: human, detached, above your own […]
I made some new friends.
No, seriously. I made them: The little one is called Chicory and the bigger one doesn’t have a name. I just call her Grumpy Frog Girl. I made Chicory last weekend. She has a wool felt body and dress, a ribbon belt and seashell wings. Both her eyes and hairpiece are made out of beads […]
Sunday in the Park with Fred
Contains no pictures of my dog.
The New Doctor
“Those involved with the show [Doctor Who] are tight-lipped of possible successors as Matt echoed, ‘I just want to see the best actor in the role, whether that be man, woman, otter.’” – Via Geeksugar (I have no life) IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!! The next Doctor has been announced.
List: certanties in life other than death and taxes *
1. baby teeth 2. thirst 3. hunger 4. loss 5. calluses 6. alienation 7. breast milk 8. belly button lint 9. yearning 10. sand getting into crevices 11. bad movies 12. hair loss 13. indigestion 14. laughter 15. darkness 16. popcorn getting stuck in teeth 17. missing socks 18. pain 19. hope 20. misunderstandings *based […]