Ten Things Things only Snake People will understand

20 Jan 2016 by Brianna, Comments Off

1. There are four seasons: Spring, Summer, Pumpkin Spice Latte Season and Hibernation

2. Finding clumps of scales in the shower drains

3.  The Illuminati

4. Having no control over your internal body heat

5. Controlling the Liberal Media

6. Controlling the Conservative Media

7. Waiting for snakeskin purses to come back in style

8. Trying to take over the world when you are too busy watching cute animal videos

9. Being the only ones who know whose backs will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes

10.  The pain of wanting to have on fleek eyebrows even though you don’t have any actual eyebrows

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