Month: January 2016
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Ten Things Things only Snake People will understand
1. There are four seasons: Spring, Summer, Pumpkin Spice Latte Season and Hibernation 2. Finding clumps of scales in the shower drains 3. The Illuminati 4. Having no control over your internal body heat 5. Controlling the Liberal Media 6. Controlling the Conservative Media 7. Waiting for snakeskin purses to come back in style 8.…
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This is the thing I don’t talk about.
There are two sentences I try not speak aloud. There are two sentences that I don’t even dare write directly down. There are two sentences that tell the story of who I am, or at least the parts of me that I carefully guard. These sentences will change the way people think of me, will…